The future of cars, Ford releases 1993 Taurus

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For people who can come up with $650 cash, Ford are releasing the future of motoring, the Ford Taurus ‘93.

It get’s you “to your mother in laws house, unemployment office and back.”

Basically I just need a car. And the 93 Taurus is one.

I like that there’s heat and air conditioning so my family can live in all year round.

Upgrades

  • working brake lights
  • Rear view mirror
  • Seat Belts
  • Doors that lock


Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus


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